Alright, so I haven’t seen a lot of the movies, I don’t give a damn about who won and I watched it in my pj’s with soup not champagne, but I know if I know anything about the Oscars it’s about the fashion and the flubs, so the blog must go on!
Sarah Jessica Parker… nice dress, botox needed, whats with the baby bangs/stray aways. Get some Frizz-Ease woman! You know better.
I used to get insulted by men that said it would be better if some beautiful women didn’t speak. Then I saw Cameron Diaz.
I love Neil Patrick Harris and will one day have his babies (this is not fantasy, simply fact). I just didn’t love his Oscar opening.
Helen Mirren is a goddess. I wish I looked as good as her at 29 as she does a 65.
Anna Kendrick is as cute as a button.Anna, if you’re reading my blog, lets hang out and get ice cream and talk boys and braid each others hair, asap please.
Doncha hate when the dress looks way better on that hanger than on the person. Cough*Vera Farmiga*Cough.
Ryan Reynolds, I have an Oscar for you. In my vagina. Take time with the speech.
Amanda Seyfrield shows you can recycle wedding dresses without a Ruin That Dress photoshoot.
Up won for Best Animated Film. Good thing or the Academy would have hell to pay. Meaning shaking a fist at the tv.
Miley Cyrus is looking hot for a thirty-two year old.
I have to say I like Robert Downey Juniors cute bowtie phase better than his black tar heroin phase. Lets see more of this please.
How have I not seen Breakfast Club and Pretty in Pink? Must rent soon! RIP John Hughes,I will forever thank Ferris Bueller for showing me skipping is not all bad.
Redhead lady pulling the Kanye* was seriously intense. I wonder if she’s that intense about all subject matters. Opinions of pudding…..go!
Charlize Theron finally shows you can wear a flattering dress without having to focus on the chest.
Queen Latifah looks gorgeous in her dress. Almost gorgeous enough for me to forget her guest stint on Fresh Prince of Belair.
Dudes, Keanu Reeves is there! Excellent!
When I win the lottery I’m going to pay Morgan Freeman to follow me and provide commentary and impromtu monologues in my life.
Did anyone else hope Sandra Bullock would start playing the glasses when presenting on stage, ala Miss Congeniality?
Wow, the recession must still be happening in the states cause they merged The Oscars with So You Think You Can Dance.
The Cove won Best Documentary. Score one for the dolphins and environmentalists.
Gabourey Sidibe crying when Oprah compared her to Meryl Streep, was indeed Precious.
I loved Sandra Bullock’s speech.
But I loved that Katherine Bigelow won for Hurt Locker even more. James Cameron has so many Oscars that he’d have to put it in his attic.
And on the overall Steve Martin and Alec Baldwin get a B for their hosting skills. Some good, some funny, some forced chuckles, but not a bad collaberation.
*Kanye isn’t worth bolding his name. Yeah I went there. Burrrrrn.
*note for some reason the tv channels killed my Oscar broadcast 3/4 of the way through for about 25 min so I am going off the end notes by my cliffnotes. aka www.people.com
*all pictures shanked from www.msn.ca . Please don’t sue me.
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Oh my Lord I just spit coffee out my nose with your message to Ryan Reynolds. Holy mother of my soul, that is amazing. Take your time hahahahaha
Isn’t Ryan a fellow BCer? He was on that commercial during the Olympics. So you got a chance there. Although if that statue stays lodged for more than a couple of days, and Ryan hasn’t read this by then, I’d get it looked at.
How have you not seen Breakfast Club and Pretty in Pink? No, I really want to know, how did that happen? Although it was kinda sad seeing the cast as 50-year-olds.
Okay I could not get past the fact that you haven’t watched Pretty in Pink and THE BREAKFAST CLUB?!
DO IT NOW AND THEN WE CAN TALK.
Hahahaha. Love it and agree with almost everything you said EXCEPT the hosts. I’m sorry, but the snuggie scene? I was rolling on the floor laughing with tears streaming down my face. I thought they were f-ing hilarious.
I still don’t get what happened with the lady in the purple. That was so weird..
Tell Ryan Reynolds that when he’s done getting his Oscar from you, I’ve got an Emmy stashed for him.
Oh, and what the hell was with Keanu’s beard?!? Shave, mister. You’re not on the couch in a pair of elastic-ankle sweatpants and a bucket of chicken.
Hold on, *I* was meant to be presenting Ryan with his Oscar – can’t believe you stole my thunder…
I work with Ryan Reynolds’ sister-in-law. Maybe I can hook it up. I’m sure Scarlett won’t mind.
Sandra Bullock and Neil Patrick Harris are divine! PS Loved the comment about Miley Cyrus!
Charlize Theron wasnt focusing on her chest?
she’s got 2 bulls-eyes painted on them for crying out loud!
That Mylie Cyrus line made me snarf Prosecco all over my keyboard.
“Ryan Reynolds, I have an Oscar for you. In my vagina. Take time with the speech.”
ZOMG I LOVE YOU.
Your recap here was soooomuch better than watching the real thing.
I heart you