Since I’m the Thompson-Okanagan region of B.C. (about 3 hrs north of Vancouver, where the Olympics are currently getting held) when I was approached about 2 months ago to do a giveawayof the brand new book courtesy of Texts From Last Night, I was elated considering I wrote a post a few months back describing how the website is seriously a hilarious way to kill time at work get a daily laugh.
And let me tell you after looking through the book it is even more hilarious than I could imagine. Don’t read it in any public place for fear of being that person laughing randomly with tears running down their face. Unless of course that’s your thing.
Then to my dismay I started seeing a few giveaways around the blogosphere for the exact same book. But being that the shipping time took awhile (I blame Canada.) those contests have come and gone and you if you didn’t win you have the opportunity all over again right here on my blog. Cause I’m nothing if not giving.(I can’t give you anything better than this. My virginity died years ago, take what you can get.)
So here’s your chance to win a SHINY, FREE copy of the
Text From Last Night: All The Texts No One Remembers Sending By Lauren Leto and Ben Bator
How to Enter, you ask? Excellent question.
One comment: One entry
Tweet about the contest and link back as a comment: Another Entry
Post any from the Text From Last Night website as a comment: Third Entry
Giving you three, yes THREE chances to win a free copy of the funniest book you’re yet to buy. Contest closes Friday Feb 19th, so get to it while the gettings good (that’s what she said.)
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That’s awesome!
I’ll be doing a giveaway too – combined with my post about The Colbert Report. Yep! Going to be part of the live audience in Vancouver on Wednesday!!!
PS I’ll be sure to update my links soon.
(214):
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
Which is even funnier now that I’ve actually been to a Waffle House.
Love the new blog. Must update your info in my blogroll!
Me, me!!! Pick me!!!!
I WANT IT!
My favorite thing to do is check the area codes where I live to see how many giant, hot-mess train wrecks I live by…here’s a gem from today:
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i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as “rude”
(913):
did you yell “are you not entertained?”
Now see I’m waiting for the book text you wish you didn’t receive last night. Then I’ll submit all mine.
I was just introduced to Texts from Last Night like two weeks ago, and it’s definitely interesting! (haha pick me?
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And a random one that made me giggle….
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I want to touch your soul through your body…with my penis…
(1-214):
Mike i’m at church right now…
i like the website occasionally, but i’ve been perusing lamebook.com, which i find slightly more entertaining, simply because there are whole conversations on there that are enough to make you doubt the future of humanity as we know it.
but, for good fun:
(216):
wait a second… your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
(330):
yes… and buy you lunch
Mmmm YES PLEASE!
And I didn’t need to go far to find this gem:
(704):
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
HA!
I have an idea coming…Tweets from last night…
I already have the book (won it from another blog a few weeks ago, but I love it!! I’m not trying to enter again, but I do have to say anyone who hasn’t should enter. I put it next to the toilet and have wanted to spend a lot more time there ever since!
i just had to go through the extra work of re-adding you to my rss feed.
You’re lucky i think you’re hot …
This book sounds so fabulous
Tweeted: http://twitter.com/karachow/status/9200016772
And lol’d: (614): hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
This book sounds very, very interesting!
One thing I dont understand is i’ve added quite a few texts to texts from last night and theyre highlarious..but i never see them
Ah An Oldie From The 500 Pages..
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Let’s play a little game called “Chill the Fuck Out” – you’re our first contestant
Entry #1
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
Entry #2
I love TFLN I read it all the time. Nothing better to brighten ones day!
Sweeeeet. Winner winner chicken dinner.
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Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it’s just not going to be enough?
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Each and every day.
entry # 2